So, you may not find this as funny as much as I do but I just HAD to share a conversation today between me and David. He had been all day golf shopping. He went and bought a bunch of golf accessories that he needed. He was showing me his golf bag.

David: My bag is a lil puffy on the side.

Andrea: What’s in it?

D: My towel.

A: Lemme guess....a Callaway towel?

D: <hangs head>

A: It is, isnt it? Lemme see!

David then grabs his towel out of the bag and shows me me his brand new Callaway towel.

A: What do you need a towel for?

D: Oh you know, when my hands get sweaty or to wipe my balls.....

Ok, if he said something after saying that last sentence, I didnt hear it cause I was dying of laughter inside. Wipe his balls? C’mon....that is a total set up!

A: Wipe...your..balls???

D: Yeah, wipe my balls.

I laugh my ass off while he rolls his eyes.